I really like this one, it sounds like your parents did a good job raising you! And here's a thumbs up for all of us who were home schooled or are still being home schooled!
Haha that jumping-off-a-bridge reasoning really makes sense if you take it literally. (:
I told my Mom that "jumping-off-a-bridge reasoning" and she that with that many people piled up, Kevin wouldn't be able to jump off, he'd have to climb up the pile ha ha.
My dad once tricked my mom into thinking cows had one leg that was shorter then the rest and that's how they stood on the side of hills!
Welcome to the mind of Kevin McCreary...when he is probably too tired to be doing this kind of thing.